If you don’t want to get slapped, don’t ever, EVER compare a girl to a porn star. Cause guess what? Most porn is fake :O Even if it says armature, it’s still almost always fake. I admit, I’m all for porn, but don’t compare my tits to her fake ones, my ass to her personal trainer or possibly injected ass, my short hair to her fake extensions, my face to her heavily made up face. Don’t ever fucking compare a female to ANYONE.
Oh and half of their orgasms are fake. Just so you know.
